je suis seulement une pauvre cassette, et je n'avais pas les pantalons

check me out - i'm blogging in france! not particularly exciting, i know, but it' no mean feat finding your way around these french keyboards, i can tell you - they're insane! on holiday at the moment, in centre parcs in normandie..all very nice, with plenty of badmington, tennis and cycling being enjoyed. tomorrow i'm off to paris for some hardcore make-up shopping..

in other news, i had a pretty good dream last night, in which i found myself married to dylan moran..sigh..it was wonderful..

au révoir mes petits choufleurs..